{"id":7082,"date":"2021-04-02T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alfacash.blog\/?p=7082"},"modified":"2024-02-19T21:51:59","modified_gmt":"2024-02-19T18:51:59","slug":"duben-blazni-nejlepsi-parodie-zetony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfacash.blog\/cs\/2021\/04\/02\/duben-blazni-nejlepsi-parodie-zetony\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fools ': nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u017eetony parodie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Neslav\u00ed se v ka\u017ed\u00e9 zemi, ale je to z\u00e1bava pro ka\u017ed\u00e9ho. Mluv\u00edme o (ne) slavn\u00e9m April Fools ', prvn\u00edm dni v m\u011bs\u00edci, kde jsou povoleny v\u0161echny druhy h\u0159\u00ed\u010dek. Lid\u00e9 a spole\u010dnosti v kryptom\u011bnov\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b maj\u00ed tak\u00e9 velk\u00fd smysl pro humor, tak\u017ee obvykle d\u011blaj\u00ed kryptom\u011bny, aby chytili n\u011bjak\u00e9 apr\u00edlov\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parodick\u00e9 \u017eetony jsou pro tento den b\u011b\u017en\u00e9<\/strong>, a jsou obvykle velmi vynal\u00e9zav\u00ed a z\u00e1bavn\u00ed. Vzpome\u0148me si na ty nejlep\u0161\u00ed z nich (a jejich proslul\u00e9 autory).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sv\u011btov\u00e9 obchodn\u00ed franky (WTF)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

V\u011bd\u011bli jste, \u017ee d\u0159\u00edve ne\u017e Tether, USD Coin, DAI a tak d\u00e1le, t\u00fdm Ethereum spustil vlastn\u00ed stablecoin<\/a>? P\u0159esn\u011b tak, to bylo World Trade Francs (WTF), ve spolupr\u00e1ci s \u201epo\u010d\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1vkou 1576 \u010dlensk\u00fdch zem\u00ed\u201c<\/strong>. Pokud si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee na sv\u011bt\u011b je m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017e 200 zem\u00ed, m\u00e1te pravdu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"WTF-parodie-tokeny-duben\"
Logo WTF. Nebyli do toho p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 investov\u00e1ni, tbh.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Nicm\u00e9n\u011b sliby, kter\u00e9 nab\u00edz\u00ed tento stablecoin<\/a> byly opravdu \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9. M\u011bli bychom s n\u00edm dokonal\u00fd sv\u011bt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eSv\u011btov\u00fd obchodn\u00ed frank umo\u017en\u00ed lidstvu uniknout politick\u00e9mu \u00fatlaku a dos\u00e1hnout skute\u010dn\u00e9 individu\u00e1ln\u00ed suverenity a glob\u00e1ln\u00ed voln\u00fd obchod (...) bude schopen zav\u00e9st dokonalou m\u011bnovou politiku, kter\u00e1 umo\u017en\u00ed sv\u011btu \u017e\u00edt spole\u010dn\u011b v harmonii (...) D\u00edky decentralizaci, WTF bude kombinovat v\u0161echny v\u00fdhody kapitalismu a socialismu bez \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdch stinn\u00fdch str\u00e1nek. "<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Zah\u00e1jen 1. dubna 2018, jeho t\u00fdm zahrnuje Vitalik Buterin (Zakladatel Ethereum<\/a>), Barack Obama (ne opravdu) a pohledn\u00fd los. Nav\u00edc, Buterin\u016fv \u017eivotopis vypad\u00e1 spolehliv\u011b: \u201eTwitter podvodn\u00fd veter\u00e1n. Z\u00edskal v\u00edce ne\u017e 4500 ETH ze spu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed podvodu, kter\u00fd je mnohem p\u0159\u00edm\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a poctiv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e tento. \u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tumblcoin (TBC)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Tumblecoin-parodie-tokeny-duben\"
Tumblcoin m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt riskantn\u00ed. Obr\u00e1zek Tumblr.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Ur\u010dit\u011b zn\u00e1te mikroblogovac\u00ed platformu Tumblr, \u017ee? M\u00e1 n\u011bkolik p\u011bkn\u00fdch um\u011blc\u016f, nepopul\u00e1rn\u00ed z\u00e1kaz NSFW a vlastn\u00ed kryptom\u011bna<\/a>. Tumblcoin (TBC) byl spu\u0161t\u011bn sou\u010dasn\u011b s WTF<\/strong> a \u0161el d\u00e1le konstatov\u00e1n\u00edm, \u017ee to bude \u201enejstabiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kryptom\u011bna, jakou kdy sv\u011bt vid\u011bl\u201c a \u201enepotopiteln\u00e1 m\u011bna\u201c (spojeno s Titanicem).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Podle<\/a> \u201eChief Coin Officer of Tumblr\u201c:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

"\u010c\u00edm v\u00edce u\u017eivatel\u016f m\u00e1 r\u00e1do, bloguje a vytv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky, t\u00edm v\u00edce minc\u00ed se t\u011b\u017e\u00ed pro jejich portfolio." Proto\u017ee je st\u00e1le snadn\u00e9 vytv\u00e1\u0159et nov\u00e9 Tumblcoiny, nikdo nikdy nebude m\u00edt nedostatek. Tak\u00e9 jsme otev\u0159eli prvn\u00ed obchod na sv\u011bt\u011b, kter\u00fd p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1 TBC. \u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

O n\u011bkolik hodin pozd\u011bji se cena TBC zhroutila, znovu vzrostla, znovu havarovala a blockchain utrp\u011bl vidli\u010dku, co\u017e zp\u016fsobilo Hotovost TBC<\/a>. Hlavn\u00ed finan\u010dn\u00ed poradce Tumblcoin News, Brick Whartley, cht\u011bl jen j\u00edt dom\u016f a m\u00edsto toho se st\u00e1t scen\u00e1ristou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jesuscoin (JC)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Jsme si jisti, \u017ee chcete v\u011b\u010dnou sp\u00e1su a r\u00e1j. Tato kryptom\u011bna v\u00e1m to m\u016f\u017ee nab\u00eddnout a mnohem v\u00edce, proto\u017ee jeho \u00fa\u010delem je \u201edecentralizovat\u201c Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161e na blockchainu<\/strong>. Na Ethereum blockchain<\/a>, abychom byli konkr\u00e9tn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, proto\u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o skute\u010dn\u00fd token ERC-20.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JC nab\u00edz\u00ed rychl\u00e9 transakce P2P, duchovn\u00ed veden\u00ed k r\u016fstu va\u0161eho portfolia, zachr\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00e1s p\u0159ed peklem a \u201estane se de facto m\u011bnou v\u0161ech dobr\u00fdch k\u0159es\u0165an\u016f. Stane se tak\u00e9 m\u011bnou v\u0161ech \u0161patn\u00fdch k\u0159es\u0165an\u016f \u201c. Pod\u00edvejte se sami.<\/p>\n\n\n\n