{"id":7082,"date":"2021-04-02T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alfacash.blog\/?p=7082"},"modified":"2024-02-19T21:51:59","modified_gmt":"2024-02-19T18:51:59","slug":"aprilove-zetony-najlepsich-parodii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfacash.blog\/sk\/2021\/04\/02\/aprilove-zetony-najlepsich-parodii\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fools ': najlep\u0161ie \u017eet\u00f3ny par\u00f3die"},"content":{"rendered":"

Neoslavuje sa v ka\u017edej krajine, ale aj tak je to z\u00e1bava pre ka\u017ed\u00e9ho. Hovor\u00edme o (ne)sl\u00e1vnom apr\u00edlovom prvom dni v mesiaci, kedy s\u00fa povolen\u00e9 v\u0161etky druhy \u017eartov. \u013dudia a spolo\u010dnosti vo svete kryptomien maj\u00fa tie\u017e skvel\u00fd zmysel pre humor, tak\u017ee zvy\u010dajne robia krypto-\u017earty, aby chytili nejak\u00fdch apr\u00edlov\u00fdch bl\u00e1znov.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u017det\u00f3ny par\u00f3die s\u00fa dnes be\u017en\u00e9<\/strong>a zvy\u010dajne s\u00fa ve\u013emi vynaliezav\u00ed a z\u00e1bavn\u00ed. Pripome\u0148me si najlep\u0161\u00edch z nich (a ich sl\u00e1vnych autorov).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Svetov\u00fd obchodn\u00fd frank (WTF)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Vedeli ste, \u017ee pred Tether, USD Coin, DAI at\u010f., t\u00edm Ethereum spustil svoje vlastn\u00e9 stablecoin<\/a>? Presne tak, bolo to World Trade Francs (WTF) v spolupr\u00e1ci s \u201epo\u010diato\u010dnou skupinou 1 576 \u010dlensk\u00fdch kraj\u00edn\u201c<\/strong>. Ak si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee na svete je menej ako 200 kraj\u00edn, m\u00e1te pravdu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"WTF-parodick\u00e9-tokeny-apr\u00edl\"
logo WTF. Ve\u013emi sa do toho neinvestovalo, tbh.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Av\u0161ak s\u013euby pon\u00fakan\u00e9 o tento stablecoin<\/a> boli naozaj \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9. Mali by sme s n\u00edm dokonal\u00fd svet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eFrank svetov\u00e9ho obchodu umo\u017en\u00ed \u013eudstvu unikn\u00fa\u0165 politick\u00e9mu \u00fatlaku a dosiahnu\u0165 skuto\u010dn\u00fa individu\u00e1lnu suverenitu a glob\u00e1lny vo\u013en\u00fd obchod (...) bude m\u00f4c\u0165 zavies\u0165 dokonal\u00fa menov\u00fa politiku, ktor\u00e1 umo\u017en\u00ed svetu \u017ei\u0165 spolu v harm\u00f3nii (...) T\u00fdm, \u017ee bude decentralizovan\u00fd, WTF bude sp\u00e1ja\u0165 v\u0161etky v\u00fdhody kapitalizmu a socializmu so \u017eiadnou z ich nev\u00fdhod."<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Jeho t\u00edm bol spusten\u00fd 1. apr\u00edla 2018 a zah\u0155\u0148a Vitalik Buterin (Zakladate\u013e Ethereum<\/a>), Barack Obama (v skuto\u010dnosti nie) a pekn\u00fd los. Navy\u0161e, Buterin \u017eivotopis sa zd\u00e1 by\u0165 spo\u013eahliv\u00fd: \u201eTwitter scamming veter\u00e1n. Z\u00edskali viac ako 4 500 ETH v\u010faka spusteniu podvodu, ktor\u00fd je ove\u013ea priamej\u0161\u00ed a \u010destnej\u0161\u00ed ako tento.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tumbcoin (TBC)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"Tumblecoin-parodie-tokeny-apr\u00edl\"
Tumbcoin m\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 riskantn\u00fd. Obr\u00e1zok od Tumblr.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Ur\u010dite pozn\u00e1te mikroblogovaciu platformu Tumblr, v\u0161ak? M\u00e1 nieko\u013eko pekn\u00fdch umelcov, nepopul\u00e1rny z\u00e1kaz NSFW a svoje vlastn\u00e9 kryptomena<\/a>. Tumblcoin (TBC) bol spusten\u00fd v rovnakom \u010dase ako WTF<\/strong> a za\u0161iel \u010falej t\u00fdm, \u017ee uviedol, \u017ee to bude \u201enajstabilnej\u0161ia kryptomena, ak\u00fa tento svet kedy videl\u201c a \u201enepotopite\u013en\u00e1 mena\u201c (spojen\u00e1 s Titanicom).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pod\u013ea<\/a> \u201eHlavn\u00fd mincov\u00fd d\u00f4stojn\u00edk Tumblr\u201c:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eKe\u010f\u017ee viac pou\u017e\u00edvate\u013eov lajkuje, znovu bloguje a vytv\u00e1ra pr\u00edspevky, \u0165a\u017e\u00ed sa viac minc\u00ed pre ich portf\u00f3lio. Preto\u017ee je tak\u00e9 \u013eahk\u00e9 vytv\u00e1ra\u0165 nov\u00e9 Tumblcoiny, nikto nikdy nebude ma\u0165 nedostatok. Tie\u017e sme otvorili prv\u00fd obchod na svete, ktor\u00fd akceptuje TBC.\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

O nieko\u013eko hod\u00edn nesk\u00f4r sa cena TBC zr\u00fatila, op\u00e4\u0165 st\u00fapla, znova sa zr\u00fatila a blockchain utrpel fork, TBC hotovos\u0165<\/a>. Hlavn\u00fd finan\u010dn\u00fd poradca Tumblcoin News, Brick Whartley, sa chcel namiesto toho vr\u00e1ti\u0165 domov a sta\u0165 sa scen\u00e1ristom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jesuscoin (JC)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Sme si ist\u00ed, \u017ee chcete ve\u010dn\u00fa sp\u00e1su a raj. No, t\u00e1to kryptomena v\u00e1m to m\u00f4\u017ee pon\u00faknu\u0165 a e\u0161te ove\u013ea viac, preto\u017ee jeho \u00fa\u010delom je \u201edecentralizova\u0165\u201c Je\u017ei\u0161a na blockchaine<\/strong>. Na Blockchain Ethereum<\/a>, aby som bol konkr\u00e9tnej\u0161\u00ed, ke\u010f\u017ee ide o skuto\u010dn\u00fd token ERC-20.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JC pon\u00faka r\u00fdchle P2P transakcie, duchovn\u00e9 vedenie na roz\u0161\u00edrenie v\u00e1\u0161ho portf\u00f3lia, zachr\u00e1ni v\u00e1s pred peklom a \u201estane sa de-facto menou v\u0161etk\u00fdch dobr\u00fdch kres\u0165anov. Stane sa tie\u017e menou v\u0161etk\u00fdch zl\u00fdch kres\u0165anov\u201c. Presved\u010dte sa sami.<\/p>\n\n\n\n